Best Halloween
ever: I was six, and I decided to be a
unicorn princess.
I couldn't decide if
I wanted to be a princess of the unicorns or a unicorn who was a princess, so I
wore a sparkle-coated dress and stuck a paper horn on a headband. I looked spectacular, at least until my mom
made me wear a parka over the dress and until the drizzle outside made my horn
droop.
But it didn't
matter. The unicorns recognized me
anyway.
I heard them coming
as I was stuffing a Three Musketeers into my mouth. Their hooves sounded like bells on the
pavement. My dad didn't hear them. He was listening for oncoming cars, and I
guess a bell sound didn't register. Or
maybe he couldn't hear them -- one of those kids-only things, like the Polar
Express bell.
Anyway, the herd of
unicorns trotted toward me, and the lead unicorn bowed his head until his horn
touched my feet. I felt a shiver across
my skin, and then my whole body stretched and twisted until I stood on four hooves
beside my brethren.
That's when my dad
finally noticed the unicorns. He patted
my mane and said, "For the record, you get this from your mom's side of
the family."
The lead unicorn
nodded gravely and said, "Your Pointy Highness, it's time for us to slay
some vampires."
Off we ran into the
night, hunting the vampires that were hunting costumed children. We staked seven with our magnificent glowing
horns before finally returning to my father.
He wiped the blood from my horn and then I changed back into a
six-year-old girl.
And that is the last
time that vampires were ever seen in my hometown.
Also, it confirmed my
lifelong fondness for Three Musketeers.
And perhaps explains why I write fantasy novels...
Drink, Slay, Love - released September 13th 2011 from Margaret K. McElderry.
Synopsis: Pearl is a sixteen-year-old vampire... fond of blood, allergic to sunlight, and mostly evil... until the night a sparkly unicorn stabs her through the heart with his horn. Oops.
Her family thinks she was attacked by a vampire hunter (because, obviously, unicorns don't exist), and they're shocked she survived. They're even more shocked when Pearl discovers she can now withstand the sun. But they quickly find a way to make use of her new talent. The Vampire King of New England has chosen Pearl's family to host his feast. If Pearl enrolls in high school, she can make lots of human friends and lure them to the King's feast -- as the entrees.
The only problem? Pearl's starting to feel the twinges of a conscience. How can she serve up her new friends—especially the cute guy who makes her fangs ache—to be slaughtered? Then again, she's definitely dead if she lets down her family. What's a sunlight-loving vamp to do?
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I've really been wanting to read this! Stabbed by a unicorn! :D Thank you for the giveaway!
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Oooh, awesome book!!
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The title of this one is so cute! Will definitely have to look more into it!
ReplyDeletejessica(DOT)agreatread(AT)gmail(DOT)com
Cute story! :) I loved LOVED Drink, Slay, Love!
ReplyDeleteGreat Halloween, I can't say that I have ever come across any unicorn slaying vampires but it sounds like it would be interesting. Great post!
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Awesome Halloween story! Nothing like a coat to really set off a costume. I was very envious of kids in warm climates.
ReplyDeletecandicerjames [at] gmail [dot] com
LOL! Fabulous story! I remember being in the princess phase too, but I wasn't creative enough to add unicorns... or to actually turn into a unicorn and slay vampires.... huh... I feel a little short changed here :)
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Love unicorns and the cover of this book :]
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Sounds like you had a great Halloween, when you were six. My favorite candy is snickers and peanut butter cups.
ReplyDeletemarlenebreakfield(at)yahoo(dot)com
Great story! That whole unicorns vs. zombies thing was a big waste, especially when the unicorns could've been impaling vampires the whole time!
ReplyDeleteI've been really looking forward to this one.
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Thank you so much for the giveaway. I love Halloween so much :)
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I love the unicorn story - unicorn princess indeed haha. I don't think the comment i previously posted showed up so I'm trying again.
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Great short story :-) love that part "you get this from your mom's side of the family." Lol!
ReplyDeleteI really, really want to read this book! Every review I've read about it has been very positive :-)
Thanks so much for the giveaway!
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Ah, I've been looking forward to reading this book now for awhile! It looks so good and it seems like a perfect Halloween read!
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I've wanted to read this book for awhile now! It looks like a cute book for Halloween!
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Hahaha! Adorable short story! After an experience like that, how could you not go into writing fantasy?! =P
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This is a book I've really been looking forward to reading!
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Great story. Everyone should get an experience like that.
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HAHAHAHA that was awesome! I love it!!! Makes me want to be a kid again for Halloween...
ReplyDeleteThis book sounds so great, too!
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-Nichole
Great story! I look forward to reading this book. Thanks for the giveaway!
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I've been wanting to read this one!
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Loved the short story. It was cool! I wish I could turn into a unicorn! Oh and the book seems interesting. Who knew what could happen if a unicorn slayed a vampire xD
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I've been wanting to read this book for a while now... I have never read anything that would incorporate a unicorn into a vampire story =)
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From the time I first heard about this book, it has made me giggle. Thank you for the fun and the awesome giveaway opportunity.
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That's fun. A unicorn princess!
ReplyDeletejadedlittlegirlx AT gmail DOT com
Great story thank you for sharing I have not read many books about unicorns!
ReplyDeletetishajean@ charter.net
This made me laugh...hard! Please tell me that one of the Unicorns was named Buffy!? =P
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-Brandi
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Great post! Thanks. Love this one...so many fun Halloween posts
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I have seriously been dying to read this book, it looks like sooo much fun. Fantastic post! :)
ReplyDeleteSuz @ A Soul Unsung
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I have fallin' in love with this book already. Unicorn vampire hunters?! Sign me up.
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Vampire,werewolves, witches? Sure they're real.
ReplyDeleteUnicorns? No way! Haha wanna read this!
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Sarah Beth's Halloween story is glorious!! I love it! tinas_family3(at)yahoo(dot)com
ReplyDeleteFun post! I had never really thought of unicorns were violent, I guess I shall have to be a bit more careful next time I go wandering the woods...but then again, I am not a vampire so maybe I don't need to worry. Yet.
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Thanks a bunch!
ReplyDeleteLoved this story and loved the book too!
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This is one that's been one my wish list since I first saw that majorly awesome cover!!! :D
This month is so much fun, as long as I can keep up lol
So that's what happened to all the trick-or-treater eating vampires! I was wondering where they went, haha.
ReplyDeleteOh to be young and a unicorn. Those were the good days.
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What a nut! I loved Sarah's first book and know this one will be great too! Thanks for the chance:)
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